Rebecca Black and Hypocrisy

Eight lines from billboard number-one singles that are as bad as any lyrics in Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday.’ All of these songs went number-one within the past two years. (vulgar language).

"Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow
Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow"

Usher – OMG

"Shittin’ on y’all with the boom boom

Shittin’ on y’all with the boom boom"

Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow

"Counting 1, 2, 3

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Getting down with 3P

Everybody loves counting."

Britney Spears – 3

"I’m just talking true, I’m telling you about the shit we do

We’re selling our clothes, sleeping in cars, dressing it down, hitting on dudes.

Hard."

Ke$ha – We R Who We R 

"Imma be your banker loaning out semen."

Black Eyed Peas – Imma Be

"Sipping on, Sipping on sizz. Imma make make it fizz.

Girl I keep it gansta popping bottles at the crib."

Far East Movement – Like a G6

"Oh shit, my glass is empty. That sucks.

So if you’re too school for cool."

Pink – Raise Your Glass

"Got a call from my jeweler, this just in.

Bitches love me cause I’m fucking with their best friends."

Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow

You can say what you want about Wiz, but the guy understands the intricacies of the female psyche. There are plenty more bad lyrics I’m sure, but sifting through these songs has sent me spiraling into a musical depression. At least it’s less than an hour until Friday. And then Saturday comes afterwards…