At this point I’d like to state that I am not good at chess. I lack the patience and forethought required to truly excel at the game. To give you some frame of reference, I usually play against the computer of this site and I can win on “easy” about half the time. However, I have been forcibly and quickly annihilated every time I have tried on “medium.” Not particularly impressive. Yet my repeated failures have taught me a thing or two…
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2. Chess is not relaxing: It’s tremendously frustrating. There is no worse feeling than setting up a perfect game only to blow it all with an imprudent move of a rook. It’s the board game equivalent of auto-failing an assignment you would have received an A on.
3. The history of chess is storied and fascinating: If you are as enraptured by virtuosity as I am, chess and the performances of its finest players will captivate you. It's incredible that a game involving 32 pieces on a board has enough complexity that it can be dominated by one man for over 20 years, and only a handful throughout the entire 20th century.
So, do I feel smarter since I began playing chess? Sharper? More enlightened? Not particularly. In fact, at the end of the day I still very much prefer relaxing with a couple laps on Mario Kart 64’s “Rainbow Road.” The cascading colours, the charming melodies, the perfect numbness.
But that doesn’t make me sound very refined, now does it?